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12.06.2025 15:58

Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
TSA shares travel warning for Costco members - TheStreet
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
No go.
Nintendo Warns Switch 2 Owners Not to Remove Protective Screen Film - CNET
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
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Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Chime, last valued at $25B, aims for $11B in upcoming IPO - TechCrunch
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Video: Do You Even Need A Pro Controller For The Switch 2? - Nintendo Life
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
ASCO day 2: A tragic paradox, Gilead updates, and lots of Pfizer news - statnews.com
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?