Logo

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 15:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

TSA shares travel warning for Costco members - TheStreet

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Texas’ GOP congressional delegation meets to discuss redrawing districts ahead of midterms - The Texas Tribune

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

No go.

Nintendo Warns Switch 2 Owners Not to Remove Protective Screen Film - CNET

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Chime, last valued at $25B, aims for $11B in upcoming IPO - TechCrunch

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Video: Do You Even Need A Pro Controller For The Switch 2? - Nintendo Life

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry mocked over ‘cringe’ delivery room dance video from Lilibet’s birth - New York Post

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

ASCO day 2: A tragic paradox, Gilead updates, and lots of Pfizer news - statnews.com

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

NASA’s Webb Rounds Out Picture of Sombrero Galaxy’s Disk - NASA Science (.gov)

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?